Worst Jokes Ever
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
Uranus is blue.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*