Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people.
Then it exploded.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
I wish everyone spoke to each other the way God did.
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Buccellati
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.