Worst Jokes Ever
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
You were born on the highway. That's where all the accidents happen!
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Funni Joke.
The most unfunny joke ever made.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
A boy asked his dad: "Why didn’t you make love with my mom, Daddy?"
Dad: "Because I’m gay."
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee.*
Son: "W- Wait a minute. So how did I exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight?"
Dad: "Because you are not real, and I didn’t even have a wife."
The son woke up from his horrible nightmare, and he looked so scared. He did leave his bed to check out his dad, but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house, and he said to his son: "Why did you look so worried? I’m just bringing some food for breakfast."
Son: "Well, but why are your hands full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?"
Dad: "Because I did it with you last night. Did you forget?"
Son: "But it was a nightmare..."
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad: "I’m your nightmare!"
The son woke up, and he seemed too scared, and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.
The son with himself: "Wake up, b*tch, wake up, b*tch!!!!!!"
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A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
Your face with my cum.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto! 😂
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Your mom gay.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
Why does Adam buy airsoft guns, you might ask?
To defend himself against his own father... his life must be shit.