Worst Jokes Ever
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
Jake, Tommy, and Mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, Tommy got adopted, and Mike. Mike grew up to be an office worker. So you get a new job, and hear something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!"
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
"Sing in music lesson"
"I want to die, I want to die, I want to choke myself, break my neck and die."
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
What do you call a boy in your mom?
Your dad.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Psyonix's OCE servers.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)