Worst Jokes Ever

Allahu Akbar.

Wanna hear a joke? You need some milk.

What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.

A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"

The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."

I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!

I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"

She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.

How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!

Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.

Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?

Because they had horns!

I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*

What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead.

Did you know that most women are left-handed?

That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.

Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?

What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?

Firetruck.

Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?

Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.

Stranger: Do you need a doctor?

LYNXXXXXXX!