Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?

Because he is a family doctor.

What's the most annoying thing in the world?

When you're told you're still qualified to live.

What is a testicle's favorite book?

Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.

What do you call a garage that is gay?

A gyarge.

The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"

"I ate New York hot dogs."

I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?

Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."

I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.

I'm so emo, my blood is black.

Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?

Because there’s no family.

Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?

Friend: But you're an orphan.

Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!