Worst Jokes Ever
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
I remember when I saw my dad's penis for the first time.
I said, "Dad, don't text me shit like that."
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
My sister looks like Santa Claus.
"You are so pretty?"
"No, too many people!"
My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.
Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.
Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.
Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
Heh.
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.
Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.