Worst Jokes Ever
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
God made Adam and Eve.
Satan made Adam and Steve.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
None of these are even funny. Just stupid.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She’s so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mo-om.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom
I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you. I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
Remember that 18 year old girl I set you up with?
Why not?
Too old.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!