Worst Jokes Ever

You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.

A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).

The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL

THE END

I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.

Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?

He got a pat on the head.

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?

A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.

The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!

What do you call a dictatorial cow?

Moosilini.

Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?

Because he lost his balance!

How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?

- Pokémon

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

How did the Java programmer's son get rich?

Because of inheritance.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!

Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.

Why is a tree brown?

If you are thinking about this, you are racist.

My life, there, that was the joke.

What was David Bowie’s last hit?

Probably heroin.

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.