Worst Jokes Ever
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Coooper
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.