Worst Jokes Ever

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.

What do you call a retarded Mexican?

Ricardo.

Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"

Bertold Brecht & Tork Poettschke visit the places of their youth together. One says to the other: "Here used to be the Phoenix Lake. Where did he go?" "That was probably a pirate ..."

Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.

Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"

Poettschke: "Please get away from me."

Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.

Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.

"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"

"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"

Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.

You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.

Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why was 10 so scared?

He was in the middle of 9/11.

My life. BAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHA

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.

What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.

Why do you need an AR-15?

So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.

Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.

August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.

Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?

How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?

Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.

What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?

Faithbook!