Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth.
I don't have any now.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
My life.
I love my family when they're buried alive.
His wife shut off the internet.
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
Ur fat.
What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?