Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What is the skeleton's favorite car?
A Zam-bone-y.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
What's better than one dead baby?
Two dead babies.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
He he he.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Ligma.
Balls.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Flat.