Worst Jokes Ever
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
There's ate of them.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish, so he started to yell out, "Lil fishy, lil fishy, lil fishy!" They called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt.
Suc my dic
Tyler
Freya Walker is a feminist.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.