Worst Jokes Ever
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Iron Man dies.
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
I find bananas very appeeling.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?
Concentration problems.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?