Worst Jokes Ever

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.

Must. Escape. Meme.

Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat the broccoli.

What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?

Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?

They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.

Bharat

Palabhai

Majama.

Sister.

Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.

My father can take a joke because he made one.

The more they smile, the less they see.

Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.

What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?

A bullfrog!

"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."

What did the people do to the deceased after tests?

They bari-um.

What's a witch's favorite subject?

What do you read on Halloween?

What did the funny bone say to the skin?

"You're not humerus, I am!"

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