Worst Jokes Ever
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
I wish my dog was depressed so she can cut her own nails.
NONCE
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
He's in a wheelchair.
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.