Worst Jokes Ever
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
My mom
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Your mom dot com.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Why Jake?
FRRR N
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
mncjndjckmdncvidfknfd
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.