Worst Jokes Ever
Stupid.
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Red hot 🥵
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
Hi, I hope you’re
How long are you? I
What is your address?
Habit.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
You are the joke.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."