Worst Jokes Ever
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
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What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.