Worst Jokes Ever

Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?

Anna 1 Anna 2.

What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?

He kicked the bucket.

My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"

I said, "Yes, I know I am."

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.

What did the horse say when his throat was sore?

I have a hoarse throat!

I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.

Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D.

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.

Me: What are you?

Jake: A muddeasso.

lol they left.

What type of clock is both cringe and an app?

TikTok.

What happened when the fire used Tinder?

He luckily got a lot of matches.

9 months before I was born,

I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.