Worst Jokes Ever
My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
My PC.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
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Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!