Worst Jokes Ever
What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?
I rub lipstick on my forehead to make up my mind.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Flat.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
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Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!