Worst Jokes Ever
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷‍♀️
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Girl: Mom, meet my boyfriend.
Mom: Meet my boyfriend.
Girl's boyfriend: Dad, is that you? Are you back from the supermarket with milk?
Mom's boyfriend: Uh, gtg.