Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
It's ice to see you.
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
What do you call your son?
An mistake.