Worst Jokes Ever
What is ioooooooo?
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
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Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.