Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

He's the best! Hehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehheh.

A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.

The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.

When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"

She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.

The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"

She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."

The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"

Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.

How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?

Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I care when my computer crashes.

"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"

What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoît B. Mandelbrot.

All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.

How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?

If Red gets voted out, what happened?

Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"

Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"

Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"

Lime, Green, and Purple run.

Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.

Black killed Red. Black is the win.

LOL

So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.

The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.

Cheese.

"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"

Me: Do you know a funny joke?

Friend: Yes, you.

What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

A female cow doesn't have a dick.

What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?

Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.

Have you heard of deez nuts?

What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?

They both drop.