Worst Jokes Ever
Abortion is bad.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Poop backwards is poop. 💩
Me, my brother, and my dad.
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?
They both have an expiry date.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
What’s another name for nutting in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
Your mother.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.