Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Why did the man say "hi ti bye?"
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
Two towers.
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
¿Hola, quién es?
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.