Worst Jokes Ever
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
I like whiteboards.
They're quite re-markable.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
When you breathe.
"Mitchnite burger."
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
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