Worst Jokes Ever

Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?

I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.

A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.

What do elves study in school?

The elf-abet.

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

I smell like skunk.

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.

Apple: What?

Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.

What do you call an ant with so much power?

A ter-mite.

It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.

Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!

You are short.

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

Mike Oxlong.

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.