Worst Jokes Ever
S, ss, slalom. A.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
What is ioooooooo?
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
No one has my back like my dad.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Yes yes yes the yes yes he did but what u tolk xjxfjgjcmbjhdkggdjlud.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chhπππ
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
What is you you?