Worst Jokes Ever
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
Explain bear.
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Why did the lettuce win the race?
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.
Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.
Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.