Worst Jokes Ever
Bread?
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.