Worst Jokes Ever
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Vince Li doesn't eat comedians. He says they taste funny.
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.