Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Stupid.
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
This is a bad day for me.
Red hot 🥵
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
What did the lampost say to the other lampost?
Nothing, because it can't speak.
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