Worst Jokes Ever
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Your forehead is so big that I canβt even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad, I know, yeah, I'm sad, I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I think broken heart's contagious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost then I'm found. But it's torture bein' in love. I love when you're around. But I f**kin' hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.