Worst Jokes Ever

Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/

Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

Why did Ama cross the road?

To find his dad.

Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.

Friend: What goes up but not down?

You: Your age.

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me.

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!

A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:

"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."

The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.

Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.

I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?

Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?

Because they don't have parents!

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.