Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
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There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
HKY FM? Hmm.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Everything.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
My social life.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
You are in the airway, how funny!
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
If two people who have the clap sleep together, did they make an applause?
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.