Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?