Worst Jokes Ever
Mom!
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
Doin (DYM 45)
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
Need for seed.
Doin (DYM 46)
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
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