Worst Jokes Ever
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
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Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Eating a clock is so time-consuming.
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Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Yo wsp?