Worst Jokes Ever
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.