Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a drivable Hamburger?

What?

A Hamborgini.

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Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".

I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"

What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"

A Ford?

I remember my grandfather's last words:

"Are you holding the ladder?"

Joe Mama has a chode.

Why can't orphans cross roads?

They don't have a parent to hold hands with.

Why can’t orphans go on field trips?

They need a parent's signature.

How do you know Thor has your back?

He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).

What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?

It tasted funny!

At school, I love to have fun!

Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.

Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?

Answer: Your brain.

Ert.

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?

Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.