Worst Jokes Ever
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
LewenGOALski
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back.
1+1? Too hard.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂