Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."
Is it possible to stutter in sign language?
Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
I met an African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.
We just clicked.
Water was found on Mars.
Mars: 1 Africa: 0
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.