My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
A B C D E F GUN.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
