Worst Jokes Ever
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."