Worst Jokes Ever
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Someone dies.
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.
A man is walking into the woods with a young boy.
Boy: “Hey mister, it’s getting dark out and I’m scared.”
Man: “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.