Worst Jokes Ever
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
I pushed a dog into a fire and said, "Hot dog!"
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What runs but never stops?
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)