Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
Have you ever eaten African food?
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
I love eggs!
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Hi stone, I'm watching.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Did you?
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.