Worst Jokes Ever
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”