Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Worst Jokes Ever
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
What is an orphan's most hated TV shows?
"Family Guy" & "American Dad."
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
