Worst Jokes Ever
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
I am the grand wizard, mak.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.