Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
I am no longer anonymous.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
What’s something you can say about vacation, but not about your girlfriend?
Next time I’m bringing all my friends.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.