Worst Jokes Ever
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
1+1? Too hard.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.