Worst Jokes Ever
You suck.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."