Worst Jokes Ever
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Mommy is a YouTuber, she can never spend time with me.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.