Worst Jokes Ever
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
"I want to kill my family."
-realizes-
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"