Worst Jokes Ever
Are you peeling well?
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Joe Mama!
We gotta work ahead, people!
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Are you fin-ished with your work?
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Mom! (DYM 3)