Worst Jokes Ever
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
Your mum's foreheads.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Why are my students so naughty?
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
Stand in the corner.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...