Worst Jokes Ever
No way, Jose!
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
Wish jokers.
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
I give homework.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
My entire existence.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
Life.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
This will take a ton of time.
A skele-ton.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
Hi, my name's Dixy.
Dixy Normis.