Worst Jokes Ever
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Hi, bye.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
X is for X-treme shooting!
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