Worst Jokes Ever
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
My Butterfingers slipped.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
No no no no no no!
His favorite drink was his dribble.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Your own life, hah!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
Dodo.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Spaceballs: The Joke.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
Jnnnnnnnnnnnjjjjjjjjjooooooojjkk.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.