Worst Jokes Ever

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(

5 Cobra Kai Facts:

1: Johnny = Daniel

2: Miguel > Robby

3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

5: Tory is actually a good person.

My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.

What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Jared from Subway touches the youth.

I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!

Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!

Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?

He ended with a Black Handed bang.

Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?

They don't have parents to protect them.

"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.

My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"

So I threw my dictionary at her.

Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.

The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.