Worst Jokes Ever
Time is like a machine, it slows down when beaten.
With a poke-poke here,
And a poke-poke there,
Here a poke, There a poke, everywhere a poke-poke!
This is not a joke.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
BAD!!!!!!
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Yeoooo.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.