Worst Jokes Ever

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How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Kick the chair out from under them.

Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?

I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

I'm on PS4, by the way!

My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!

Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.

What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?

I don’t turn on a light switch.

I want to cream, rn.

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

Bumpkin boy.

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Have you ever heard of hearing aids?

Yeah, me neither.

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

Your mom uses the equator as a belt.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.