Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Yo wsp?
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.