Worst Jokes Ever

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.

Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.

My family is like a cactus. They're a bunch of pricks.

What do you call a gay Megalodon?

Magalogay.

Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!

Why did God create sex for marriage?

Because he wanted more people and less fun.

My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢

Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.

The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home plate is.

Eh.

Why can’t the orphan play baseball?

It can’t find home.

I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.

A project where people get lined up to be changed.

What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?

If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.

If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.

How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

I meant because.