Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Mommy, mommy! Are we bank robbers?
Shut up and pass me the note.
"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"
"Shut up and pass me the mop."
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
Dad, I love you.
Son, I love you.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.