Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
A kid decided to burn his house down.
His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
What do you call a room with no doors?
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
300? You are a 3.0.
Back bent.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈