Worst Jokes Ever

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.

Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."

What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

This town ain't big enough for the one of you.

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.

Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.

*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!

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Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!

Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?

The inspiration for Chuck Norris to be in Walker, Texas Ranger is by decoding each of the letters in the title.

Walker, Texas Ranger = Wrangler, Karate, Sex!