Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Knock knock.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.