Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
King.
Your life, ahhahaha!
Mike, ID is coming tonight.
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
What is your body like? Soft.
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
You are.
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Fuck me.
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.