Worst Jokes Ever
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
Your mum's foreheads.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
Stand in the corner.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
I couldn't find my cat, and then my pillow started meowing.