Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
Your mum's foreheads.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
Why are my students so naughty?
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.