Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Bleach!
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
Who was the first anesthesiologist? Hitler.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
My grandpa was the goat, he killed Hitler! 🥳🥳🥳
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.