Worst Jokes Ever
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What is half of nine?
"ni"
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!