Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Drake.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
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I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."