Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Why was the belt placed under arrest?
For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
What’s green and smells of bacon?
KERMIT'S FINGERS ✌️
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
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Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.