Worst Jokes Ever
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
When is a cold not a cold?
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.