Worst Jokes Ever
My family is like a cactus. They're a bunch of pricks.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢
Eh.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.