Worst Jokes Ever
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.