Worst Jokes Ever
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I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."