Worst Jokes Ever

My peepee was big, now it's small.

Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.

What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?

I spy.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

What's after R-P-G?

W.

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.

Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.

Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.

dik.

I am Araf, and I am clumsy.

Yo mama joke.

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!

What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?

What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find home plate.

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.

Yeah, your legs.

I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.