Worst Jokes Ever
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Naruto solos.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.