Worst Jokes Ever
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Naruto solos.
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.