Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
Why the "hell" is this here?
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.