Worst Jokes Ever

Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!

Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.

I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"

"Prince? Are you still there?"

with (DYM 27)

Jake?

How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.

Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.

Let's chat here, Prince.

Why do anions hate each other?

Because they can't handle the negativity!

Your bitch has Covid-19.

What spooky creature has children?

Mummies.

Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."

What's red and shaped like a bucket?

Trisha Paytas