Worst Jokes Ever
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
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I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Ail is gay.
I'd rate the pilot a 9/11.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Show yourself.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?