Worst Jokes Ever
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
DJ Croos joke.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Gvvvvvvvuhhgh.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏