Worst Jokes Ever
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
lol they left.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
This is a joke. Laugh!
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Doin (DYM 4)
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Friend: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table [for] four people who are supposed to sit [at]. There is you, me, Will, Mary. In which order will they sit?
Other friend: Uhm, you, me, Mary, and Will?
Friend 1: Nope, guess again!
Other friend: Okay, what about "Will you marry me?" Oh, wait...
Friend 1: Of course!!!! :D
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Ready? Go!