Worst Jokes Ever
But when?
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"