Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.

In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?

Coronavirus and toilet paper.

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).