Worst Jokes Ever

Ads? More like bads.

Saw (DYM 69).

"I LOVE YOU JACK!"

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?

About 3 inches.

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Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?

Daikon legs.

Her (DYM 70).

(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...

Robbie: It's been raining???

Ty: Yeah!

Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!

Police seek clues to explain Walmart.

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

It's me, the Joje.

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.

Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.

Good Morning Everyone! Have a good day!

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.

I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"

Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.

I love you, Tina!