Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
The short kid came earlier than I thought. Guess he came with such short notice.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."