Worst Jokes Ever

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?

I should probably stop making emo jokes.

They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

My mom picked my major.

What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.

Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.

"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

What's a pedo's favorite snack?

Sour Patch Kids.

Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.

Head and Shoulders!

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.

Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.