Worst Jokes Ever

I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.

Mom! (DYM 10)

My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.

I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

Do you know what's lonely?

Your lips, wanna meet mine?

Me: I have a dream.

Mom: What?

Me: For you to fucking shut up.

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.

Orphan: I finally have a father!

God: And who is that?

Orphan: You!

God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.

Orphan: :l

You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"

"Soph, can we talk?"

Your (DYM 17).

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?

"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"

Your (DYM 31).

I didn’t do that.