Worst Jokes Ever
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
British tv: 🖥
Italian tv: 📺
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Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.