Worst Jokes Ever

A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.

Die you potato.

I baked you a pie.

Oh boy, which flavor?

Pie Pie Pie Pie.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Why did you name this way?

Why Why Why?

There lived a jackal in a forest. He did not get the day's food, so he was very hungry and wandered throughout the forest, but could not find any food. Finally, he decided to go to the city. As he was walking into the city, he heard some dogs bark. Soon, he found a group of dogs running towards him, so he rushed into a nearby house which belonged to a dyer and fell into a tub filled with blue dye. The dogs that were chasing him returned back as they could not find him. The jackal came out blue from the tub and went into the forest. Every animal in the forest was frightened to see a new animal. The jackal realized that all animals were afraid of him and took advantage of the situation. He called the animals towards him. The jackal said, "Oh my dear friends, I have been sent by gods in heaven to protect you all. I will be the king of this jungle." All the animals became very happy. Everyday they served him food and took care of all his needs. They came to him with all their problems and listened to what their king said. One day as the king jackal was sitting by the court, he heard a pack of jackals howling in the forest. For a long time, he had not heard these voices. He felt very happy, forgetting he was the king, he howled back immediately. All the animals knew who he really was and started chasing him in anger, but the jackal was already on the run.

Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.

Why can orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home plate.

I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.

Sorry, no adults allowed.

Only 3 per person.

Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.

What do you call a pig at the beach?

Bacon.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!

I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.

Why do orphans play with Barbies?

So they can have a home :)

Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

Cause I am Batman!

First (DYM 68).

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean meat.

Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!

-Alya

Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!

Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.