Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because they can't.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!