Worst Jokes Ever
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
I need to Goliath down and sleep!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?