Worst Jokes Ever
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Read my name.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.