Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Watchdogs.
Drake.
You like kissing boys, don't you?