Worst Jokes Ever
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
Joke Tide.
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
October 1, 2017 is when the Mandalay Bay became the Mandalay spray. Thank Steve for that.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.