Worst Jokes Ever
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Champagne
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
That’s right, I have my own category😎
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.