Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
Stig
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
ISI?
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Go touch some grass, bro.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.