Worst Jokes Ever
Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"