Worst Jokes Ever
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
LewenGOALski
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.