Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
He sing, he dance, he he.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
What does a cow say? Moo.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
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Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.