Worst Jokes Ever
I am no longer anonymous.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
What is the most famous dish in Africa?
Don't know, they haven't tried it yet.
What’s something you can say about vacation, but not about your girlfriend?
Next time I’m bringing all my friends.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.