Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck π
βI turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.β
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
Why donβt orphans play baseball?
Because they donβt know where home is.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?ππ