What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What do you call five Black people having sex?
Threesome.
