Worst Jokes Ever
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What runs but never stops?
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
A man died and went to heaven. Here he met Jesus. There were two clocks. The man asked, "What's with the clocks?" Jesus answered, "This is Mother Theresa's clock. She has not lied, so the clock hasn't moved. This is Abraham Lincoln's clock; he's only lied twice, so it's moved twice." "Where's Donald Trump's?" the man asked. Jesus replied: "It's in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)