Worst Jokes Ever
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
I was at an emotional wedding. The cake was in tiers.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?