Worst Jokes Ever
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Where do spiders commit crimes?
The Dark Web.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
Hi stone, I'm watching.
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.