Worst Jokes Ever
Me: *reading a sign* "Children are a gift from god."
Me: "No, they are a gift from the underworld."
Mother: "Yeah, I picked you up at the gift shop on my way out."
Mother: "You are a spawn of Satan."
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
Daveon...
Daeveeonnnn.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.