Worst Jokes Ever
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama so poor, the Greasers got jealous.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Read my name.