Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?

Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.

I told him my dad never came back with it.