Worst Jokes Ever
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs, and he said, "Damn!"
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Where's your off button?
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
Holy cow!
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”