Worst Jokes Ever
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
Daday, chill, piss. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? š
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldnāt think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, āWhat is your one wish, my son?ā He said, āI wish you can make them all ugly again.ā
Eh.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
What's a cow's favorite newspaper?
The Daily M0Os.
Oh my frickig god, cleared my history and forgot my password for this, 3th account!
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think heād tile it with?
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.