Worst Jokes Ever
An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.
"I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.
The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.
"We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Smoking a fag in Britain: 🚬
Smoking a fag in America: hate crime.
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.