Worst Jokes Ever

Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!

I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.

If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

A man walks into a bar.

Ouch!

I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.

What happens if you sit under a cow?

You get a pat on the head.

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

Need an arch? I Noah guy.

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?

Oh wait, he didn't.

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

Why do we name hurricanes?

To keep an eye on them.

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!

What does a doctor do to make you better?

Helium.

Wanna hear a skeleton joke?

Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.

What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?

CORE-ean