Worst Jokes Ever
Stop bullying.
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
My acquaintance, William.
My mental health.
What's brown and sticky?
What did you think! A stick......
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
I have friends.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why?
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.