Worst Jokes Ever
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
DONE🔫
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Knock knock.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
Me die.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.