Worst Jokes Ever

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇

Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

The first hardest thing. 🍆

Wiener.

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.

You are the gayest.

my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.

Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.

Why was the orphan so famous?

Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.

When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?

My family is like a cactus. They're a bunch of pricks.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home plate is.

Why can’t the orphan play baseball?

It can’t find home.

I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.