Worst Jokes Ever
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What is half of nine?
"ni"
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.