Worst Jokes Ever
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Robyn Olive in 10.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Puzzle
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
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