Worst Jokes Ever
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. š
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
Whatās a vacuum cleanerās favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you canāt dislike what you have never seen.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
If I died and went to heaven, do you think Iād be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.