Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Son: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: Your mum's a hoe.
Son: OK, what's a hoe?
Dad: Your mum.
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
"Alex, hi, you here!?"
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
I don't care if I got beat the first day you were born. Your momma asked for a receipt!
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.