Worst Jokes Ever
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Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
My PC.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Yeoooo.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)