Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
DJ Croos joke.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"