Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
Dodo.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Louie Fennell.
Louie's IQ.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
"Tayam, I am."
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"