Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.
Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.
Hola! This is when I pranked my mom! I took a fake lobster and put it in the toilet. The fake lobster was in your attic, used for lobster parties, but anyway, I put the fake lobster in the toilet, so when my mom comes in she will find it and overreact to it. Well, she did not overreact, she FREAKED OUT OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First she screamed and then she looked at it and she saw it was fake. laterrrrrrr that's the prankster!
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.