Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Six shila.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
WALL-E
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Hi Sean!
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Big butt
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
I like pepper.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
G@y 👌