Worst Jokes Ever
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Ads? More like bads.
Saw (DYM 69).
"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.