Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.