Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Six shila.
WALL-E
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Hi Sean!
FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFDLLLUFF
ooOooOooOwwwwwwwwwnipplenipplenipplenipplenipple shat y lif.
Fuk Nip shat!
Big butt
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
I like pepper.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What are all grandmas infected with? Defiantly not a parasite!
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.