Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
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What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
What’s the difference between you and an orphan...
NOTHING!
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
A woman once didn't return home for the night, and the next morning when she arrived home, her husband started questioning her about where she had been. She lied, saying she slept at one of her friends' houses.
The man proceeded to call all her friends, all of whom denied her sleeping at their places the previous night.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning, his wife started questioning him, and he lied, saying he slept at a friend's house. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at their places the previous night, and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.