Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
Harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!